It is all a dream, all fantastical folly
When people watch this movie I want them to laugh and jest with their friends, but with a quiet moment in between some transition or cut scene they’ll steal away into their heart and ask themselves, “Do I really look like that?!”
Shh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-oot me
Castings call to all. NOTICE: extras will have to work without pay
To the audience, please hold your applause until the very end. Stare till your eyes water, because even those people who might watch me with straining eyes can never pierce my perspective.
It has to start with something obscene; all I have seen is obscene. I know, “I am holy, I am fucked, I am wholly fucked.” Brilliant!
Religious in exploring the dimensions of my eyeballs. “Get out of my face you extravagant waste, you’re blocking the camera!”
Who’s going to live the formula life? We’ll need method actors
Shh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-oot me
Her, that one! With juju moon like eyes, her! She can cry on cue! Maybe, but diamonds won’t fit in those eyes!
Everyone try to please the director, this movie is his life
“There’s little room for improvisation, I didn’t have time to script it.” Maybe that should be a line?
Eyes close, the curtain closed, the light subsided, and the darkness was met with scattered applause
Shh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-oot me
